Statistcal Analaysis

“Don’t become a statistic”.

It’s one of those terms you hear on public service announcements, warning you not to drink and drive, talk on your cell phone and drive, take Ambien with alcohol while operating heavy machinery, etc…

But let’s think about this for a minute… If I DON’T die in an auto accident, am I any less a statistic? Are only dead people allowed to be called statistics? I say no! We are ALL statistics, each and every one of us, and those of us who have not been killed in an accident should stand up and be counted! That goes for those who have not died of heart attacks, those who have not been accidentally poisoned, and everyone that has not been the victim of a violent crime. Now is the time to exercise our numerical rights! It’s only fair and balanced, statistically speaking.

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